HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A BATH


 

For some unknown reason, my husband seems to have a problem with the way I wash our cat. I've found this to be a very efficient method. What do you think?

1. Scrub the toilet several times and flush it well.

2. Fill toilet with warm water. Add pet shampoo.

3. "Place" cat inside toilet. Close lid. Sit on lid. The cat's efforts to get out of the toilet is sufficient to generate enough water movement to clean itlself like a washing machine.

4. Flush toilet at least four times to rinse the cat.

5. RUN LIKE H*LL!! Be sure to slam the door behind you. Allow the cat enough time to sulk and dry.

6. Reward yourself for a job well done by having a beer (preferably a 6-pack of Coors light) during the sulk / dry time.


 

Here Kitty-Kitty....Grin...

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