LEWINSKY VIRUS
--Sucks all the memory out of your computer...then e-mails everyone about what it did.RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
--Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.MIKE TYSON VIRUS
--Quits after two bytes.OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
--Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200MB.DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
--Deletes all old files.ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
--Disks can no longer be inserted.DISNEY VIRUS
--Everything in your computer goes Goofy.PROZAC VIRUS
--Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS
--Only attacks minor files.ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
--Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAAAAK.LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
--Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.VIAGRA VIRUS
--Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.CLINTON VIRUS
--Gives you a 6 inch hard drive with NO memory.