Chatting has been known to inspire hopes and dreams, but also, consumes mega time and may cause insanity, It can also make the user sit hunched over a computer, staring at the monitor until the wee hours of the morning! Chatting and surfing the net can cause red bleary eyes, a poor diet, flat behind and the ability to avoid going to the bathroom. In addition, small children have been known to waste away to nothing, waiting for surfing, chatting parents to notice them. BEWARE This could become the Nation's #1 problem
If you have any of the following symptoms you are already headed for ~~BIG TROUBLE~~Your electric bill has tripled in size.
You had to get an extra phone line so your friends can call.
When you introduce yourself, you give your screen name.
You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."
You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.
Tech support calls YOU for help.
You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.
You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.
You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.
You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for 30 minutes.
You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
You've gone to an unstaffed AOL room to give tech support.
You're on the phone and say BRB.
You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-life.
You get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and decide to just check your mail. Then you realize the sun has come up.
You don't have to deny it any longer Don't feel alone. There are many out there just like you! Relax.. We may be able to help you.
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