MORE FUNNY T-SHIRT SAYINGS


 
 

Article by Bob Levey in the Washington Post, listing the funniest T-shirts of the year as submitted by the newspaper's readers. Here are a few of them:

I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won

At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All ... I Just Can't Remember It All

My Mother is a Travel Agent For Guilt Trips

(Worn by a pregnant woman): A Man Did This to Me, Oprah

(Spotted on Cape Cod): If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt them?

Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog

(On back of motorcyclist): If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off

I Used to Be Schizophrenic, But We're Okay Now

If I Had Known Being a Grandparent Was So Much Fun, I Would Have Done It First

Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping

I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian

(Front) Yale Is One Big Party (Back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge

Coffee, Chocolate, Men --- Some Things Are Just Better Rich

Liberal Arts Major --- Will Think For Food

If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen

Love May be Blind, But Marriage Is a Real Eye-Opener

If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You

It's Hard to Be Nostalgic When You Can't Remember Anything

Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship

In America, Anyone Can Be President --- That's One of the Risks We Take

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