D IET FOR STR ESS :

This diet is designed to help you cope with all the stress that builds up through the day...

1 grapefruit
I slice whole wheat toast
8 oz. Skim milk

Lunch:
4 oz. Lean broiled chicken breast
1 cup steamed spinach
1 cup herb tea
1 Oreo cookie

Mid-Afternoon snack:
The rest of the Oreos in the package
2 pints Rocky Road ice cream, nuts, cherries, whipped cream
1 jar hot fudge

Dinner:
2 loaves garlic bread
1 large pitcher Coke
1 large sausage, mushroom Pizza with extra cheese
3 Snickers Bars

Late evening news Snack:
Entire Sara Lee Cheesecake (eaten directly from freezer)

DON'T FORGET: STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS