I just love the smell of your cigar.
Come here and give me a hug while you're still sweaty from playing tennis.
Of course I'll help you pick up those spilled tacks on the garage floor with my new manicure.
Fishing again? Oh goody!
Why can't I go hunting in Canada, too?
I just love going to the store in your truck.
I just love your Mother....I'm so glad she tells me how to run this house.
Your Dad is so cute, can we have him to dinner every night?
You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I
don't blame you for ignoring me.
That was fun! When will all of your friends be over to watch porno movies again?
The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited
her over for dinner on Friday.
While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on
fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a
field goal they'll still cover.
Bar food again?? Kick ass!!
I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your
ex-girlfriend has class.
That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool,
I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends.
Tell me more.
I like using this new lawn mower so much more than
the old one...what a wonderful Valentine's day present!
Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time;
then you won't have to mess with it anymore.
It's only the third quarter, you should order a
couple more pitchers.
I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.
You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly!
You are so much smarter than my father.
If we're not going to have sex, then you have to
let me watch Sportscenter.
Don't give me so much money to spend, I'll just waste it.
Diamonds! ...not on your life.
New dress?...what for, this one is only 10 years old.
Go out to eat?....never! I want to wait on you myself.
I just hate the Holiday Inn. I can wash up at the filling station.
You only want 6 kids, I thought we would have 10.
I don't need a clothes dryer and washer, I just love going to the
laundrmat.
