CHOCOLATE LOVERS GUIDELINES

If you have melted chocolate all over your hand, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered rasins, cherries, oarnge slices and strawberries all count as fruit; so eat as much as you want.

The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It will take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

Eat equal amounts of dark and white chocolate - It's a balanced diet. They acually counteract each other!

Chocolates have many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devistated.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your To Do list today - at least you'll get one thing done.

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Q - ->Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?

A - Because no one wants to quit!